It’s been many years since I’ve read research papers, so when my friends and I decided to take up a course together, I was definitely tentative about the reading involved. Turns out my attempts at reading these papers hasn't changed all that much.
'Attempt' being the key word here.
Attempts at reading a research paper:
Before starting the paper, scroll down to see how many pages are there. The more the pages, the bigger the hesitation to begin.
Next, check how many of these pages are made up of the bibliography. The more the pages, the bigger the relief.
Attempting to do speed reading, only to realize that you’ve zoned out three paragraphs ago.
Backtracking, and this time trying to read slowly. Only to realize that once again, you zoned out, this time because you were probably trying to recall why you zoned out in the first place.
Cursing the author every time a new word pops up.
Deciding to google the word. While we’re doing that, how about a quick sneak-peak at Facebook? Just for a few sec- oh crap it’s been 20 minutes.
Every few paragraphs, yelling at the author: Why can’t you write in simple English?!
Feeling excited when a big image or table pops up on the page, and thinking to yourself: please let there be more. Anything to reduce the amount of text.
Preparing yourself by making a cup of coffee.
Your body betraying you by starting to feel sleepy five minutes after the cup of coffee gets over.
Finishing the introduction section, and taking what feels like a well-earned break.
Every few minutes, checking how many pages are left (answer: the same as last time).
Finally reaching the conclusion to realize you have no memory of what was actually said in this paper.
Beginning the discussion by unabashedly stating: ‘Can you please give me a summary?’
When all else fails, opting to write a blog about the experience, rather than actually reading the required paper.
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